Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jul 8, 2023 10:50:06 GMT -5
Yeah if you read the paper you probably won’t want to join..
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Lord Scooter
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Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jul 8, 2023 11:25:04 GMT -5
Don’t even bother—it’s my handwriting; I make it bad on purpose so you don’t know what you’re signing on for.
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jul 8, 2023 11:35:20 GMT -5
I guess bad handwriting IS good! Anyways yeah, just sign and don’t think too much about it
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TheSuperCat
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Loving memory of Skitty(Right) 2014-10/29/23
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Post by TheSuperCat on Jul 9, 2023 8:35:57 GMT -5
Ok, *signs paper* and what if I don't have a credit card?
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jul 9, 2023 10:22:34 GMT -5
Then you’re less appetizing to the Beaky Alter.. er, I mean, you are in debt! 666 dollars plus the cost of a Tesla
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TheSuperCat
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Loving memory of Skitty(Right) 2014-10/29/23
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Post by TheSuperCat on Jul 9, 2023 10:59:52 GMT -5
Ok, ummm... here's the $666 and do I need to buy the Tesla or do I need to just give the money for it?
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Lord Scooter
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Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jul 9, 2023 11:10:44 GMT -5
Just provide us with three peoples credit cards, and you’re even. Here’s your uniform; while not necessary when not preforming rituals, you may want to wear the mask while on a sacrifice hunt, so no one can know who you are.
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jul 9, 2023 11:13:51 GMT -5
The mask is pretty important- people will probably just think you’re a bird or something
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TheSuperCat
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Loving memory of Skitty(Right) 2014-10/29/23
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Post by TheSuperCat on Jul 9, 2023 11:39:37 GMT -5
Ok, I'll become one with the bird mask and act like a bird while on a sacrifice hunt
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jul 9, 2023 12:26:49 GMT -5
Exactly! Wow, I’ve never seen a rookie be this good!
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TheSuperCat
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Loving memory of Skitty(Right) 2014-10/29/23
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Post by TheSuperCat on Jul 10, 2023 10:35:18 GMT -5
Why, thank you
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Lord Scooter
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Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jul 10, 2023 11:46:41 GMT -5
Welcome to the fold, fellow acolyte!
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jul 10, 2023 12:21:22 GMT -5
(What should their first assignment be? Try to get rid of Uncle SuperHeavyLikeHowTheHeckDidThatEvenHappen? Maybe we can make them into a prophet..)
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Lord Scooter
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Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jul 10, 2023 16:16:08 GMT -5
I don’t think converting Uncle Fatso is a good idea… His physique would break our uniform budget with one of his arms alone—that’s not to mention the daily repairs to the flooring, and the expense of ordering wider doorways throughout the temple.
What if we use him in a different way? How about the president of Burger King? As part of TheSuperCat’s initiation, to get rid of Burger King’s president, and take Burger King for our own? That way we would be endlessly profiting off of Uncle Fatso’s habits.
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jul 10, 2023 16:42:04 GMT -5
You’re a genius! Yes! Ok, that’s your first assignment, to make us rich! I can buy so many new Teslas with that money..
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