Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 15, 2023 15:25:29 GMT -5
(The ‘Last Guests in 24 hours’ is 666! ITS A SIGN)
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 15, 2023 15:31:09 GMT -5
It's not quite as simple as that; if people start vanishing, then people will start to wonder where they went. We need to observe his habits, and find out more of who he is and what he does to be able to make him vanish in a way that won't arouse any suspicion. Didn't you ever read "The Magician's Handbook of how to Make People Vanish - Sketchy Edition"? Observe what he does as where he goes; once we have enough information, we can start to put together a plan to make his disappearance seem like an "accident". Meet me back in this alley after dark to report your findings.
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 15, 2023 15:35:52 GMT -5
Oh, I never read The Magician's Handbook of how to Make People Vanish - Sketchy Edition. Ms. McSketchy got sooo angry at me at Cult School. Anyways,
7:00 AM - Wake up and perform daily affirmations 7:30 AM - Morning jog around the neighborhood 8:00 AM - Prepare a nutritious breakfast of organic fruits and gluten-free oatmeal 9:00 AM - Attend a community charity event as the guest of honor 10:30 AM - Private meeting with an undisclosed individual 11:30 AM - Visit a local bank to discuss investments and financial planning 1:00 PM - Lunch at a trendy vegan restaurant with a prominent political figure 2:30 PM - Attend a secret underground poker game 4:30 PM - Private helicopter ride to a remote island for a business meeting 6:00 PM - Engage in intense martial arts training with a mysterious instructor 8:00 PM - Dinner at a five-star restaurant with an unknown group of individuals 10:00 PM - Attend a high-stakes auction featuring rare and valuable artifacts 12:00 AM - Late-night meeting in a dimly lit alley with an unidentified person 1:30 AM - Sneak into a closed museum to inspect a rumored hidden treasure 3:00 AM - Return home and engage in an hour-long phone conversation in hushed tones 4:00 AM - Watch the sunrise while standing on the roof of his penthouse apartment 5:00 AM - Sleep (or does he?)
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 15, 2023 15:47:30 GMT -5
I, umm. Wow, you're really committed! (And he's also really punctual by the looks of it) Okay, I've been watching his house, from inside his dingy garden shed. Evidently, he has a second house, and 5:00 AM to 6:30 AM he goes there, and I can't get a good look of what he does inside. I have a suspicion though; I've looked his name up online, and it appears that Honest Jim has a blog called the "Honest Blog". Evidently, he never lies, and is as honest as his name... So I wonder... Why is he part of some sketchy organizations.
We're putting the sacks of rice on hold - I have a hunch that something is a front, and I don't think it's his blog... There's something going on with this man, and we need to get to the bottom of this.
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 15, 2023 15:53:25 GMT -5
The Great Beaky Mask loves the taste of suspicious people! So..my very punctual self and not at all ChatGPT because I couldn’t come up with a schedule says at 10:30 AM he has a private meeting with a undisclosed individual. Should we break into this meeting/spy on their meeting or look into some other part of his schedule?
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 15, 2023 15:59:42 GMT -5
Hmm... Let's keep watching his schedule for a few days, and see if there are any inconsistencies in it. I have a hunch that he'll be headed to the police station soon - let me know as soon as he does.
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 15, 2023 16:05:57 GMT -5
Honest Jim: Day 2
7:00 AM - Wake up and perform daily affirmations 7:30 AM - Morning jog around the neighborhood 8:00 AM - Prepare a nutritious breakfast of organic fruits and gluten-free oatmeal 9:00 AM - Attend a community charity event as the guest of honor 10:30 AM - Private meeting with an undisclosed individual 11:30 AM - Visit a local bank to discuss investments and financial planning 1:00 PM - Lunch at a trendy vegan restaurant with a prominent political figure 2:30 PM - Attend a secret underground poker game 4:30 PM - Private helicopter ride to a remote island for a business meeting 6:00 PM - Engage in intense martial arts training with a mysterious instructor 8:00 PM - Dinner at a five-star restaurant with an unknown group of individuals 10:00 PM - Visit the local police station, claiming to have witnessed a major crime. The day after, the police chief when missing. 12:00 AM - Late-night meeting in a dimly lit alley with an unidentified person, in between them is a writhing package. 1:30 AM - Sneak into a closed museum to inspect a rumored hidden treasure and nearly got caught. 3:00 AM - Return home and engage in an hour-long phone conversation in hushed tones 4:00 AM - Watch the sunrise while standing on the roof of his penthouse apartment, sometimes going back inside and kicking something, yelling at this someone or something to ‘STOP WRIGGLING AND SHUT UP’ 5:00 AM - Sleep (or does he?)
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 15, 2023 16:26:33 GMT -5
Huh. Well that changes things. I guess today I have the report for you instead:
7:00 AM - Wake up and perform daily affirmations 7:30 AM - Morning jog around the neighborhood 8:00 AM - Prepare a nutritious breakfast of organic fruits and gluten-free oatmeal 9:00 AM - Attend a community charity event as the guest of honor 10:30 AM - Private meeting with an undisclosed individual 11:30 AM - Visit a local bank to discuss investments and financial planning 1:00 PM - Lunch at a trendy vegan restaurant with a prominent political figure 2:30 PM - Attend a secret underground poker game 4:30 PM - Private helicopter ride to a remote island for a business meeting 6:00 PM - Engage in intense martial arts training with a mysterious instructor 8:00 PM - Dinner at a five-star restaurant with an unknown group of individuals 10:00 PM - Attend a high-stakes auction featuring rare and valuable artifacts 12:00 AM - Late-night meeting in a dimly lit alley with an unidentified person 1:30 AM - Approaches me with all of the suspicious people he'd been associating with bound and gagged, confessing to me that he'd been working with all of the lowlives to get into their inner circle and make them disappear with the help of the police 2:00 AM - Confesses to be a member of KRAMPY++ and explains that the police also serve the Cosmic Beaky Mask 3:00 AM - I approach him with the proposition of him using his Honest Blog to spread the word of the Krampy Culinary Cult--and by cult I mean committee 3:10 AM - He agrees, and says that it's time he updates his followers on what he's been secretly doing - he's honest, just not always right away! 3:30 AM - Hands over the lowlives, and has the police help me escort them to the sacred temple with no one the wiser 4:00 AM - Watches the sunrise while standing on the roof of his penthouse apartment 5:00 AM - Leaves for his secret house to write on his Honest Blog, and worship his Krampy plush
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 15, 2023 16:30:56 GMT -5
Wow. That’s the image of a good cult member right there.
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TheSuperCat
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Post by TheSuperCat on Jul 6, 2023 9:28:17 GMT -5
I have no idea what happened to this thread, but its so funny, I was laughing the whole time I was reading it, and it all started with just a normal question everyone's been wondering...
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jul 6, 2023 9:55:57 GMT -5
Uhhhhh this is NOT a joking business. We are a real not-a-cult Culinary School who are not sketchy at all. Anyways, are you here to join the family? (And I’m glad we made you laugh! )
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TheSuperCat
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Post by TheSuperCat on Jul 7, 2023 21:29:15 GMT -5
Sure, I'll join your not-a-cult Culinary School family, what will I need to do to get in?
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jul 7, 2023 21:38:53 GMT -5
1. Credit card 2. Sacrifice of first born child/closest family member (cannot be Krampy plush)
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jul 7, 2023 21:39:10 GMT -5
I think that’s it
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jul 7, 2023 23:01:42 GMT -5
Yeah, just sign here and you’re in—you don’t need to read what’s on the paper.
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