A Question for Falcon Development:

[Blue]

Dude I love cooking. I must cook better than my sister.

[Lord Scooter]

Easy! Just let us know her location—but do make certain she has her credit card on her at the time; instant promotion, that is.

Not that any harm will come to her—we just want to be certain that she doesn’t leave home without it! Yeah.

You get promoted, because we want our best cultists—I mean chefs—to be meticulous of other people. It makes it easier for them to go missing—I mean to FIND them if they go missing!

[Silverleaf]

Yeah! We hate it when our weak, ACTUALLY souless chiefs go missing.. and somehow end up in the Beaky Alter.

[Blue]

Here's the problem with my sister...I love her but she's broke. She's unemployed. She recently stole 100 dollars from our parents and asked me to buy Tears of the Kingdom for her, even though that's 70 dollars. She borrows a lot of money and spends it on clothes and fancy dates.

So, uh...her credit card's kinda useless.

[Silverleaf]

Uh please wait one moment..

(Scooter, is there anything about this is Devious Cult 101?)

[Lord Scooter]

(Page 134…) Uh, that’s no problem! We actually make it a point to help unemployed people. Yeah, so just send her to our cullll-linary headquarters, and we’ll help her out from there!

If she can’t find it, tell her to hang out in a dark dingy alley—we’ll find her; men watching the alleys for sacrifices no one will notice going miss—I mean watching the alleyways for suspicious activity for us to suppress! We bludgeon crooks with our rolling pins if we find any!

[Silverleaf]

Uh yeah! We practice RollingPinese every Saterday at the cultinary school to knock out wrily sacrifices! I mean, to stop.. uh crimes. Oh, uh, and I should also tell you about the bedquarters- it's a giant beaky mask with the words on to 'NOT A SUSPICIOUS CULT'. I know it's a weird design for a Cullinary School but we like to be different! Haha definitely the Great Beaky Mask didn't threaten to kill all of us if we didn't make it a shrine in it's honor.. don't worry though, we only had to sacrifice one person! I mean, give some ice and rice to the Great Beaky Mask! I mean, donating ice and rice to that charity we won't specify on!

[Joey]

What if my firstborn child is my Krampy plush?

[Lord Scooter]

Uhhhhhh… A better question would be how is a stuffed animal biologically your child.

[Silverleaf]

You do not sacrifice your Kramoy Idol! I mean plush! And by sacrifice I mean sign uo for our Cullinary School! Well, if you don't have a kiddo, then you gotta sacrifice the closest member of your family. And while yes, stuffed animals can count as firstborns, the Great Beaky Mask prefers.. living things.

[Blue]

What if my firstborn child is Krampy?

[Silverleaf]

That's.. that's not possible! If it is, we would have to worship you as Blue, Parent of Krampy

[Blue]

Worship me, peasants

[Silverleaf]

Yes, O' Great Parent! Would they like a sacrifice in your honor?

[Blue]

Yes, please. Let's start off by sacrificing Champ and Missy.