Blue
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Post by Blue on Jun 10, 2023 0:05:38 GMT -5
I love family, but which charities?
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 10, 2023 0:09:41 GMT -5
A uh a very good one! It's just the best. It.. it helps people find the Krampy Cosmos Curriculum! Curriculum. Not cult. Anyways guys, I need to go sacrifice my first born to the Great Beaky Mask. Any of you in?
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 10, 2023 0:12:29 GMT -5
Wait. We dont sacrifice here. Wrong cult. Curriculum. Anyways, Blue, would you like to join the family?
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 10, 2023 0:21:30 GMT -5
We also donate most if our prophets—I mean profits to the Krampy Cosmic Culllll—inary School! Yeah, we how to cook here too! We’re practicing to make all sorts of sweets shaped like Krampy or their beaky mask!
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 10, 2023 0:31:43 GMT -5
Yeah yeah yeah! We have a cookie cutter and all that stuff! You would fit in great! You know, there's a special role open- a prophet! The other one mysteriously disappeared a few months ago and we're looking for a new one! And after you've made ten prophecies Y O U E X P I R E A N D W E SAC- we give you sacks of money!
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 10, 2023 0:33:20 GMT -5
—Expire meaning that the cookies expire, so we’ve gotta eat them fast; no preservatives or stuff like that.
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 10, 2023 0:41:21 GMT -5
Yup yup yup only cookies no living beings. Onnnly cookies. Oh! And if you join now, you can get a Cuuuulinary Member+ Card! And there are perks like uh 1. Being able the say 'shark' a million times 2. Less likely to get sacrificed. Um. Your children! Wait. Crap, I keep getting these cults mixed up.. Curriculums! 3. 50% off your cookies!
All perks like that! Scooter probably has some, don't you Scooter?
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 10, 2023 1:09:04 GMT -5
But why stop there when you could work towards the Krampy (R)Kosmic (A)Kulinary (M)Kooking (P)Kurriculum (Y)Klass++! (KRAMPY++ for short)
This option is available to members only, and you can join simply by converrrr—convincing a friend to join our cuuu—tting edge program! Or just give us their credit card—we’re not that picky.
The perks with this are:
All of KRAMPY+’s perks, plus:
1: A personal Krampy idol—I MEAN LAWN ORNAMENT! 2: 1,000 free Krampy Koins a month 3: One free premium loot box every day just for logging on Unlimited access to all areas of the monastery except for the Chamber of Sacrifice—ing spare time to hang out with your fellow acolytes—I mean associates! That’s only for the tried and true elite! (Elite chefs by the way—this is a cooking class after all) 4: And much more!
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 10, 2023 8:37:18 GMT -5
I mean, who wouldn't want 1,000 free Krampy Koins a day? So that's why you should join our definitely not a cult! And if you join now, 50% of your family members will be saved!
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 10, 2023 9:11:26 GMT -5
—A-And by that we mean your family members will save 50% off all purchases!
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 10, 2023 9:18:42 GMT -5
Yeah! Yeah uh perchaces not.. not their lives. Never. Remember kids, we are not a cult! We're just a not suspicious Culinary School. A very good Cullinary School you all should join as the Great Beaky Mask DEMANDS SACR- sacks of.. beans. An uh.. leeches and stuff. The Great Beaky Mask works in mysterious ways!
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Joey
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Post by Joey on Jun 10, 2023 14:07:09 GMT -5
May I join this cuuul- I mean Culinary School? I can bring sack-of-rices- I mean sacks of rice!
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 10, 2023 22:10:36 GMT -5
Of course! First, credit card number or the name of your first born child and where they'll be tommarow so we can sacrifi- uh. NOT sacrifice them. Yeah. That's witty.
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 10, 2023 22:12:51 GMT -5
Heh heh and we would LOVE a sack of rice, if you know what we mean- again your first born child is preferable.
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 10, 2023 23:05:02 GMT -5
Yep, we love rice! We cook with it all the time! We also don’t mind any kind of sack-of-ice… Although those never last long here. (And not because they melt…)
You’ll never believe what happened today though; I was just minding my business walking down the street like one does, but then a passerby yelled at me—called my beliefs soulless! Don’t they realize that we deal with souls more than any other cooking class? The people are so misinformed; we must strive to rectify that.
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