Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 9, 2023 14:42:35 GMT -5
Are we mini Krampys? Are we, as we work together, say, moving the Great Beaky Mask for Krampy to speak? And, if there is a hole in the Great Beaky Mask, is that where the missing persons lay? Maybe the ones who have been sucked into the Krampy Cosmos know the answers of these impossible questions both I and thou have been asking. But, fellow scholar, I have heard an impossible rumer.. that Kramoyamd the Great Beaky Mask itself is not real! That we are just in a game! Legends tell of Krampy's kitten named Jack who once hypothesized this. And if this kitten, child of Krampy, and some other cat, said this, then is it really true? We must ponder this and ask ourselves, 'Am I ok for believing this?'
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 9, 2023 18:36:45 GMT -5
I would daresay that truth is secondary to acceptance. Whether the existence of everything is a truth or a falsehood, it simply is. We cannot even hope to find these answers. Krampy is eternal, so whether true or false, they will outlast us.
For Krampy to have a child simply shows that they possess the power to not only save life, but to create it as well. Even if we begin to know such facts, we will never understand them, or even how such things can be…
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 9, 2023 21:35:17 GMT -5
Doest thou think.. if we started to worship the Great Beaky Mask.. we would find answers?
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Blue
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Post by Blue on Jun 9, 2023 22:27:30 GMT -5
Can I have whatever you're having?
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 9, 2023 22:40:24 GMT -5
What we are having is enlightenment, my friend.
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 9, 2023 23:01:18 GMT -5
Would you like the join the Krampy Cosmos Theorists? Don't worry, we are not a cult.
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 9, 2023 23:33:09 GMT -5
Yeah, we don’t require a sacrifice or anything to join—just your credit card information.
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 9, 2023 23:34:18 GMT -5
Yup! That's it. See? We aren't skechy
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 9, 2023 23:34:37 GMT -5
I-It’s for um… For proof of loyalty only—we wouldn’t actually use it! (Right Silverleaf?)
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 9, 2023 23:36:37 GMT -5
(Yeah, yeah, of course. I mean, my money somehow all disappeared after I joined but it's all good!)
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 9, 2023 23:39:21 GMT -5
(Well I had to buy your cult robes with somethi—) I MEAN your scholar uniform!
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 9, 2023 23:41:00 GMT -5
Yes! The uh Krampy Cosmos Cul- Curriculum is very expensive!
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 9, 2023 23:42:58 GMT -5
Our only requirement is that you look the other way when your card starts getting a lot of suspicious activity—not that it has anything to do with us though!
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 9, 2023 23:45:15 GMT -5
Yeah! Obviously. We're like family here. We uh we're very nice. Besides Scotter. But that's beside the point! What I'm saying is, if you see that your money has been used oj a Tesla and I suddenly have one of those.. it's a coincidence
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Lord Scooter
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 9, 2023 23:58:03 GMT -5
Hey! I’m very nice! all of the money goes straight to charity! (not that I am involved with that, I just happened to hear it second hand)
It all goes to charity though; I make it a point to lock all my money in a safe and forget the passcode to be absolutely certain it goes to someone without access to money when I take it. Wait, did I say “when I take it”?
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