Lord Scooter
Blue Heart
Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jun 12, 2023 14:47:09 GMT -5
You have a decent steady income that you get without having to work for, but you still need a part time job to do more than just make ends meet. You work there for a year or two, and you haven’t at all met your boss at all during that time. One day, you actually see him; a man in a suit walking a dachshund, but you soon learn that your boss IS the dachshund—the man is just his lackey to keep up the façade.
He approaches you with a proposition; you can either quit your job, or he’ll turn you into one his own kind. You’re reminded suddenly of your coworkers that had been steadily and suddenly quitting without a word, and the increasing number of dogs that had been roaming the streets as of late; specifically dachshunds.
It’s up to you whether you accept… (there, one last dachshund curse to make you less sad)
I wish that I could touch and clamber atop of anything without getting into trouble. (Went to a “don’t touch anything” mansion tour today, so that’s on my mind right now)
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Silverleaf
Blue Heart
Upside down cat
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Post by Silverleaf on Jun 12, 2023 15:44:50 GMT -5
(we gotta make a duchshund cult now)
You can touch and climb anything you want, but the only things left to touch and clamber on to are stuff.. you would not want to see. Or feel. Or make in contact with in any way. Does that make sense?
I wish I could be the head of the Krampy Cosmos Cullinary Curriculum
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Lord Scooter
Blue Heart
Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
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Post by Lord Scooter on Aug 6, 2023 1:22:48 GMT -5
Over my dead body! Okay, okay... You are the leader, but overnight, your entire collection of Teslas have vanished for good...
I wish that our Friday night gaming consisted of something other than just Overwatch. I am so tired of just Overwatch. (We specifically bought Deep Rock Galactic, For Honor, Monster Hunter World, etc. To play together, but we only ever play that one game. Every. Single. Week.)
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Silverleaf
Blue Heart
Upside down cat
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Post by Silverleaf on Aug 11, 2023 15:29:48 GMT -5
No, not my Teslas! Your evil! For revenge, you can play something else other then Overwatch, but the other games are extremely boring- plus you gotta get back all my sweet, precious Teslas
I wish.. I didn’t have to do anything
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Lord Scooter
Blue Heart
Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
Posts: 3,581
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Post by Lord Scooter on Aug 11, 2023 18:46:16 GMT -5
There is nothing you need to do anymore, but since you find that you’re without any goals, you start to get bored constantly. Without any purpose in life, you spend your days golfing, and soon the only thing you can think about is just golfing. You sell off your Tesla collection just to pay for the expensive golf club (and not like your clubs that you swing) that you’re a part of.
I wish that I possessed video game logic; like eating only to heal wounds, and not needing to sleep, and being able to survive a fall from any height, and I don’t get winded from running and jumping around everywhere.
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Silverleaf
Blue Heart
Upside down cat
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Post by Silverleaf on Aug 11, 2023 19:05:10 GMT -5
You posses video game logic, but there’s always a downside- You’re hungry constantly, you don’t sleep but you see hallucinations (like in real life of that does happen so someone. I think so, anyways), and you can survive any fall, but you still feel extreme pain
I wish my plants wouldn’t die
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Lord Scooter
Blue Heart
Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
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Post by Lord Scooter on Aug 11, 2023 20:06:32 GMT -5
Your plants cannot die, but they also grow incredibly fast, so it’s only a matter of time before your house is overtaken by it, and soon they’re labeled as a noxious weed, though since they can’t die, nothing they spray on it can kill it.
It isn’t long until it consumes the whole neighborhood, and it keeps growing from there until it begins to spread across the whole world. The plants grow into stalks the size of your hometown, and slowly consumes every house there—including your Tesla collection. Those who didn’t flee become swallowed by it as it keeps endlessly growing…
I wish that our barn was in perfect condition, instead of the leaning mess it is now.
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Silverleaf
Blue Heart
Upside down cat
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Post by Silverleaf on Aug 11, 2023 20:29:43 GMT -5
Not my Teslas! Anyways, you have a barn? Why do I have to ruin this wish?
Your barn will be absolutely perfect- for an hour. Then it goes back to when it was before
Good ol’ classic- I wish for a million dollars
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Lord Scooter
Blue Heart
Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
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Post by Lord Scooter on Aug 11, 2023 21:52:32 GMT -5
Yeah, we have a barn, and I have quite a story to tell that could have possibly resulted in the barn burning down had I not noticed - possibly. Do you know how you can't make wet hay bales because they can start a fire? Well, the reason for this is something like the moisture in the packed hay creates enough heat that is starts to get hot, and it can eventually result in a fire if you aren't careful, because it will combust.
Well, the same goes for like manure as well (sorry if this is too explicit). Our barn is a mess, and some of the pens are filled with manure taller than my boots - about up to my knees. I was just cleaning out that and putting it in a pile outside the barn, to later be moved by machine to where the manure goes. Our barn is also a leaky mess, so all of the manure was also really wet.
It was all piled up in a stack, and I moved a bit of the top layer off, and at first I thought it was just dust, but upon closer examination, there was smoke or steam coming from it. I removed some more, and I was greeted by more smoke, and after placing my hand next to it, I could confirm that it was indeed warm. Soooo I then flattened the entire stack so it was no longer a fire hazard! So potential crisis averted! Anyway, back to the curse - sorry for the long story about manure:
You have a million dollars, but now that you're rich, your friends are all trying to cheat you out of as much of it as they can by constantly asking for favors and you to buy things for them, and your family is all trying individually to get you to make them the heir of your fortune... But you know that the moment you do, whoever is heir is going to try and kill you...
I wish that I could play Stardew Valley, but not get bored Spring year 1 of a new playthrough. (Okay, listening to the OST today has really made me want to play it again.)
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Silverleaf
Blue Heart
Upside down cat
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Post by Silverleaf on Aug 11, 2023 22:06:22 GMT -5
1. Great manure story 2. You now have a country voice accent in my mind (if I remember) 3. You won’t get bored, but as soon as soon as it hits Summer, it will be extremely, extremely boring
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Lord Scooter
Blue Heart
Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
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Post by Lord Scooter on Aug 11, 2023 23:43:12 GMT -5
4. You forgot a wish 5. I do NOT have a country accent!
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Silverleaf
Blue Heart
Upside down cat
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Post by Silverleaf on Aug 12, 2023 8:35:59 GMT -5
6. Oops. Uh, I wish I could remember what I wished for previously so I don’t repeat wishes
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Lord Scooter
Blue Heart
Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
Posts: 3,581
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Post by Lord Scooter on Aug 15, 2023 11:32:13 GMT -5
You now have a perfect memory for basically everything, but overnight, you transform into a dachshund, and you now have to live in an animal shelter. But you never forget anything still!
I wish that Blue was back, so we could make more wishes involving dachshunds just like old times...
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Silverleaf
Blue Heart
Upside down cat
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Post by Silverleaf on Aug 15, 2023 17:09:24 GMT -5
Blue is back.. but.. they are now Purple
I wish I was a human again
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Lord Scooter
Blue Heart
Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
Posts: 3,581
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Post by Lord Scooter on Aug 15, 2023 18:26:45 GMT -5
Okay, I legitimately miss Blue though… 😢 If only our summoning ritual would have worked…
Anyway, you are now human once more, and no longer a dog, but your cat is ACTUALLY upside down. Wait a minute; that isn’t much of a curse. Um… Aaaannd every time she meows, a light bulb in your neighborhood shatters, so your entire town has to resort to using candles.
I wish that I knew what to put as the decoration in front of Scooter’s den.
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