make the worst reply that starts with BUT ACTUALLY PLSHELP

[plshelp]

and by worst i mean the most obnoxious you can 
ex: BUT ACTUALLY PLSHELP, YOU NEED A HIGH IQ TO UNDERSTAAND JOJO

[zielonaofwildwood]

BUT ACTUALLY PLSHELP, THE WORST CATTAILS CHARATER IS SCOUT YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE SEVERAL PSYCHOLOGY COURSES FROM WORSE-HELP TO UNDERSTAND HIS MANIPULATIVE WAYS!

[dulleddowncat]

BUT ACTUALLY PLSHELP, ZIELONAOFWILDWOOD IS INCORRECT! IT WAS PROVEN THAT WORSE-HELP WAS ACTUALLY A SCAM RUN BY A CON ARTIST WHO DIED IN THE NINETEEN SIXTIES! HOW ABOUT YOU ACTUALLY READ UP ON YOUR SOURCES BEFORE YOU USE THEM IN AN ARGUMENT ZIELONAOFWILDWOOD!!!

[Skrillning]

BUT ACTUALLY PLSHELP YEE BA DE AND I AM BLUE IF I BLEED I WOULD DIE AND IF I BLEED I WANT PIE!!!!! I LOVE SCAM ARTISTS FROM CON ARTISTS BUT I AM ALSO DEAD SO I CANNOT JUDGE!!!

[condemnedtoaschoolcomputer]

BUT ACTUALLY PLSHEEP, YO MAMA SO FAT EVEN A BLACK HOLE WOULD GET FULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!