dulleddowncat
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Post by dulleddowncat on Feb 16, 2024 16:36:54 GMT -5
(Actually pretty accurate lol)
You had the guts to kiss him the next day! But it turns out it was his evil secret identical twin who proceeded to blast you with a laser gun.
I wish I had a dog
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Feb 16, 2024 22:53:14 GMT -5
You now have a dog, but the dog does not like you in the slightest, and no matter what ya do, you can’t build a bond with them.
I wish I had unlimited energy!
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dulleddowncat
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Post by dulleddowncat on Feb 17, 2024 12:20:30 GMT -5
Granted! You have so much energy and your body can't contain it! BOOM
I wish that my cat would stop being annoying
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Feb 17, 2024 15:39:03 GMT -5
Your cat isn’t annoying you anymore, but because there weren’t any other solutions.. they’re six feet underground. Er, sorry for your loss.
I wish weekends were longer.
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dulleddowncat
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Post by dulleddowncat on Feb 17, 2024 16:24:31 GMT -5
There now 4 days long! But now you have to work weekends
I wish wishes were real
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Feb 17, 2024 16:47:53 GMT -5
They are knowreal, but they are always ruined.
I wish for a door.
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dulleddowncat
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Post by dulleddowncat on Feb 17, 2024 18:37:01 GMT -5
(Nooooooooo)
You have a door, but it leads to a infinite void that if you fall into you'll never see the light of day again.
I wish I had a fuzzy blanket
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Feb 17, 2024 20:49:58 GMT -5
You now have a fuzzy blanket, but it is extremely itchy and uncomfortable.
I wish for a portable wall.
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Post by zielonaofwildwood on Feb 26, 2024 17:08:02 GMT -5
Alright, sure. The wall is, however, incorporeal, see-through, and not soundproof at all.
I wish for $10000 worth of chapstick (I just ran out)
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Feb 26, 2024 20:24:45 GMT -5
You get $10000 worth of chapstick, but it’s all crappy and doesn’t work at all.
I wish I was a bit better at socializing.
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Post by zielonaofwildwood on Feb 27, 2024 15:59:17 GMT -5
You become so good at socializing everyone starts following you around everywhere, even to your own house. I wish for a few more jellycat bunnies
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Silverleaf
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Post by Silverleaf on Feb 27, 2024 17:57:48 GMT -5
You get more jellycat bunnies, but as I don’t know what those are, they uh.. die? Taste bad?
I wish that I was a.. tree. Yep.
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Post by zielonaofwildwood on Feb 27, 2024 18:06:21 GMT -5
Jellycat bunnies are stuffed animals that are SO CUTE! You can look them up. I have 5. Dying and tasting bad is not applicable for them. You are a tree in California, November 8, 2018. uh oh I wish for a few more Jellycat bunnies again
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Lord Scooter
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Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
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Post by Lord Scooter on Feb 27, 2024 19:56:53 GMT -5
I mean, they can still taste bad - they don't have to be something you eat for that to be applicable.
You have more jellycats, but they not only taste bad, but smell bad too.
I wish that I couldn't overheat, so I could dress as heavily as I wanted whenever I want.
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Post by zielonaofwildwood on Feb 28, 2024 8:53:06 GMT -5
Okay, but you can't function at any outside temp below 70 degrees celsius.
(Also NOOO not the bad smelling jellycats)
I wish that I had obsidian so I could make a real life portal.
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