🐝Draconic🐝
Friendship Rank 1
Obsession over pokemon and slightly active after a year
Posts: 47
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Post by 🐝Draconic🐝 on Dec 22, 2022 18:29:46 GMT -5
You learn that your cats are only with you for food
I wish I was in an anime where I had super powers
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PlagueUngulate
Friendship Rank 4
SCHOOL IS ALMOST OVER!! FREEDOM IS NEAR!!! REJOICE!!
Posts: 598
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Post by PlagueUngulate on Dec 22, 2022 18:54:34 GMT -5
You are in an anime and have super cool powers, but now you have the burden and truama of needing to protect and save everyone around you from disasterous events.
I wish I could get through my backlog of video games
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moo
Friendship Rank 3
i show up occasionally
Posts: 316
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Post by moo on Jan 17, 2023 1:10:01 GMT -5
you can get through you backlog of videogames but 100% them and while smelling rotting bannanas
i wish i could destroy all ketchup
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PlagueUngulate
Friendship Rank 4
SCHOOL IS ALMOST OVER!! FREEDOM IS NEAR!!! REJOICE!!
Posts: 598
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Post by PlagueUngulate on Jan 17, 2023 18:25:33 GMT -5
You destroy all ketchup but you also destroy all tomatoes, so now you can never have pizza again.
I wish I knew how to cook
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Lord Scooter
Blue Heart
Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
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Post by Lord Scooter on Jan 17, 2023 18:45:39 GMT -5
You are the greatest chef there ever was, but you never get to so much as taste anything that you cook.
I wish I didn’t need to sleep, so I could have double the time to do things that I want to.
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Blue
Friendship Rank 4
I've got modder's block AAAAAAAAH
Posts: 609
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Post by Blue on Jan 18, 2023 18:54:35 GMT -5
You no longer need to sleep. But every day you have beans and broccoli for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You spend as much time on the toilet pouring your guts out as you would spend your time sleeping. And since your family eats the exact same thing as you, they're also on the toilet with diarrhea and farts. Your house stinks so all your neighbors move away, leaving their houses to be turned into rentals. You pour intense amount of money into water and toilet paper for you and your family. Since it costs so much, you get a job working at Burger King, where you must serve foot lettuce to Karens and bratty little children and get paid minimum wage. Only foot lettuce. Your foot lettuce.
I wish for happiness and success.
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miwa
Friendship Rank 3
HELP MY OLD PROFILE IS SO CRINGE
Posts: 322
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Post by miwa on Feb 8, 2023 1:15:17 GMT -5
Okay but no one else on earth is successful because you took all their success from them and also they turn emo depressed and now is cringe because of that
I wish that pusheen was real but she was really nice to everyone and also chubby and can't grow any fatter but not too chubby that she's too big (like the perfect amount of chubby) and that I could be best friends with them
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Lord Scooter
Blue Heart
Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
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Post by Lord Scooter on Mar 7, 2023 12:20:14 GMT -5
You are the best friends there ever were, but now every full moon meteors fall from the sky, and make a squeaking sound like a dog toy when they crash into the earth. It seems comical at first, but you start to have enough of the sound, and you have to wear earplugs every full moon. And that’s not to mention the chances of getting hit by one of the squeaky meteors.
I wish that I could cast magic spells like a wizard.
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Blue
Friendship Rank 4
I've got modder's block AAAAAAAAH
Posts: 609
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Post by Blue on Mar 7, 2023 13:43:07 GMT -5
You can cast magic spells like a wizard, but all of your spells kill people and you become an infamous being that terrorizes the world. Every day of your life you are being hunted down and can never find time to sleep or enjoy your life. Every waking moment is a moment of fear and the worry of inevitably casting another spell to kill more and more people for your own safety. But one day, you cast your last spell, and everyone is finally dead. There is only one life left, and it is your own. The next spell you cast has only one target left, and it will be yourself.
I wish my dog Sarah was back.
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Silverleaf
Blue Heart
Upside down cat
Posts: 3,600
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Post by Silverleaf on Mar 7, 2023 17:23:24 GMT -5
(Crap now I’m gonna feel bad for corrupting this) Your dog Sarah is back, but only for a month
I wish my family and friends were very happy for the rest of their lives
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Lord Scooter
Blue Heart
Also known as Lord Galax. Scooter is the name of the cat in my profile picture.
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Post by Lord Scooter on Mar 7, 2023 18:13:00 GMT -5
They live long and happy lives, but they’re almost constantly all humming a song you hate, and for some reason gravity is inverted for them, and they walk on the ceiling.
I wish that Knight (a horse at the Equestrian Center where I work) would stop trying to bite people.
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miwa
Friendship Rank 3
HELP MY OLD PROFILE IS SO CRINGE
Posts: 322
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Post by miwa on May 14, 2023 22:16:23 GMT -5
ok he stopped but everyone misses the old Knight because he stopped biting people but also stopped acting like himself and less fun.
I wish that I never went on that camping trip with the girlscouts in my troop this weekend
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Blue
Friendship Rank 4
I've got modder's block AAAAAAAAH
Posts: 609
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Post by Blue on May 15, 2023 0:39:25 GMT -5
You never went on that camping trip with the girl scouts in your troop this weekend. Instead you're forced to go to your grandma's house for the weekend while the rest of your family goes on that camping trip with the girl scouts in your troop this weekend. But your grandma lives in Missouri, and that state smells like feces due to the failing sewage plants. She only feeds you prunes. There are wasps and her neighbors across the street probably do crack. Inside it is moldy and there is too much heat. All she plays on her TV is wheel of fortune. You sleep next to a loaded gun. Sometimes you see your grandma naked because the only working shower is connected to the room you're staying in. She does not like your mother, for some reason (if you have one). She plays favorites with her kids and grandkids, and you are not her favorite. She is also racist.
I guess I'm happy with life right now. Other than finals and graduation this week. Uhh...I wish I had a stable future once I graduate. One where I'm happy and can afford to live.
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miwa
Friendship Rank 3
HELP MY OLD PROFILE IS SO CRINGE
Posts: 322
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Post by miwa on May 15, 2023 21:57:47 GMT -5
dam lol but my grandma does not live in Missouri, she lives on the other side of the world, like fr XD china btw. that is very long omg
You have a stable future when you graduate and you're happy but you are neighbors with 100000 karens that always demand that you give them free bounty toilet paper every time you go to Costco. You have a job as customer service in a pizza restaurant that pays surprisingly well. You don't have any other job options so you cant quit. Your job is very boring and stressful with lots of karens demanding extra pesto on their pizza even though you don't serve pesto. oh btw you brought your pet (if u have one) to work and a karen screamed at them and took them away from you. They are now up for adoption with a unknown name in a unknown animal shelter. You cant adopt any more animals anymore because karen took away your rights to own a pet by selling your pet to the animal shelter saying you abused and harrased them. Thats all :3
I wish I had better self esteem and stop thinking every single person ever criticize every single thing I do and think I am fat and ugly ;-;
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Blue
Friendship Rank 4
I've got modder's block AAAAAAAAH
Posts: 609
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Post by Blue on May 16, 2023 8:36:34 GMT -5
One of my grandmas did live in Missouri. Literally just rehashed my experiences with my grandparents and Missouri in general. Aaaah.
IF I CANNOT HAVE MY PETS AND A HAPPY LIFE, THEN NO ONE CAN. I WILL MURDER EVERY LAST KAREN WHO WRONGED ME.
You finally see the truth for who you really are, a lovely and beautiful human being. But now every day someone calls you to talk about your car's extended warranty. They will find a way to talk to you. Every day.
Uhh...I wish I had some Dairy Queen brownie blizzards.
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